As I’ve said before I love quotes and here are a few funny ones.
Joe Martin – “If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.”
Henry Kissinger – “The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault.”
Bill Lyon – “If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.”
Beryl Pfizer – “I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.”
Willie Tyler – “The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.”
Henny Youngman – “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”