Funny quotes (2)

Here are a few quotes from Henry Youngman.  I love his one-liners.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking. The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started

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